Seth Meyer’s Speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner
God I want to punch Donald Trump in the face, but at least Seth Meyers is always on the mark.
I think my favorite zinger might be, “Andrew Breitbart’s after party is going to be crazy. I mean it won’t be good, but it will be crazy.”. Mostly because I wish I could punch Breitbart in the fucking face about seven thousand times.
"Donald Trump says he’s going to be running for president as a Republican, which is surprising because I just assumed he was running as a joke."
"Donald Trump recently said he had a great relationship with the blacks, though unless "the blacks" are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken."